When you can't sleep at night

A little amusement at 2.25am
(*text message)

Me: Hi Bryan, are you awake? I cannot sleep :(

Bryan: Me too. Are we suppose to be awake?

Me: Maybe god wants us both to be da only one awake

Bryan: Would you like to go out for dinner tomorrow with me?

Me: Why dun you cook for me?

Bryan: Nevermind. I can cook. OK

Me: And so I will have dinner with you

Bryan: Please leave your shoes alone

(duh?!)

Me: Why? I just polished them. I will show you

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my circle of friends.