Ellen Degeneres @ Oscar 2007

Ellen Degeneres is so funny, I can die. These quotes set me LOL in an empty cafe, at 6.30am.

1. 'If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would be no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that'

2. 'I think there are even a few Americans - I'm talking about the seat fillers. No one fills a seat like an American' Degeneres noting the many foreign nominees this year

3. 'Let that be a lesson to you kids out there: Aim lower' Degeneres on how it had been her dream to be host for the Oscars, rather than to win one

Nothing better than a good dose of sarcasm on a Tuesday morning. You got me there Ms. D, my #9 life-must-do list, meeting you.